Have you heard of those things called cellular phones? They are amazing you can carry one around with you anywhere and people can ring you on them. Well we heard about this futuristic technology and we had to go and get ourselves one. So we went and done it goddamnit!

You can now speak to an actual person at TSM Radio on 07530 013240 you will probably get a guy with a gruff northern accent answering on the other end though. If talking is not your bag then you can text us as well, the reply may be a bit garbled as we haven't quite got the grasp of predictive texting yet but we are learning.