The guys from Monster Eats The Pilot took the TSM Radio interview this week. Richard, Robert and Matt are based in California. Richard was born in France and sometimes incorporates french lyrics into his songs. It was evident that Richard had some french in him as when I explained that the band would not be paid for the interview he set up a demonstration and barricaded the office with bales of hay and sheep and started mocking me about my love making techniques and my lack of taste in food.
This of course is not true and I love the french...they make good cheese.
Richard - Jesus... I'm stuck between Popeye and Doc Brown
Are you good with money? Matt - Yes, but only when I have some to be good with... which, you know, is never...
Robert - *Staring longingly at dirty pennies at the bottom of a wishing well while having an inner epic morality battle of what is right and wrong*
Richard - How on earth am I gonna build my army of robots to conquer the earth if I'm not good with money? I mean... giant laser guns aren't exactly cheap the last time I checked. Yes, I'm great with money... specially when I don't have to work hard for it...
What is your favorite Guns 'N Roses Song? Matt - I hate Guns 'N Roses
Richard - *vomits*
MESSAGE TO WHOM EVER IT MAY CONCERN: AS MAJORITY OF THE BAND (RICHARD AND MATT) WE FORFEIT ROBERT'S RIGHT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION DUE TO HIS POSITIVE FEELINGS TOWARDS THE ABOVE MENTIONED BAND IN THE ABOVE QUESTION. SUCH INSANITY WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED, AND WE PUBLICLY WARN ROBERT THAT ANOTHER INFRINGEMENT AGAINST TEAM MONSTER EATS THE PILOT WILL RESULT IN HIS EXECUTION. . THANK YOU RICHARD AND MATT
Fancy Dress? - What shall I go as? Matt - Sorry to burst your bubble but I dont wear dresses
Richard - Cinderella... no wait! Snow White! No no no! Even better, Dorothy from the wizard of OZ! I actually have the perfect dress you can borrow too! I'm so excited! can I come too!?!
Robert - *scoots away from Richard*
What's the best thing to do when your head falls off? Matt - Thank your lucky stars you have remained calm enough to realize your head fell off.
Richard and Robert nod in agreement
Have you ever been bummed out by the fact that nobody appreciates how fast you are? Robert - haha all the time
Richard - Yeah Robert never lasts long if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Matt - *sniggers*
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEE WAAARRRRPPP! INTO THE FUTURE WE TRAVEL! TEAM MONSTER EATS THE PILOT SKIPS THIS QUESTION! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Are you the before model or the after model?
Robert - after model... it would have made the time warp pointless if I was the before model still...
Matt - I am who I am and thats all that I am
Richard - Jesus...I'm stuck between fucking Popeye and Doc Brown
How can you tell if a chicken is mad (crazy)? Matt - If his eyebrows are shaped like a little v
Richard - Yeah... Matt pretty much has this one covered
ROBERT'S ANSWER IS FORFEITED AGAIN BY TEAM MONSTER EATS THE PILOT DUE TO MATT'S EXCELLENT ANSWER. ouch! -10 hp! Robert in critical condition!
What was your favorite song from the Grunge Era? Matt - Probably 'Lithium' by Nirvana
Robert - Its hard to choose but I would have to say "On a Plain' by Nirvana
Richard - 'Breed' 'Verse Chorus Verse' 'Talk to Me' 'Stay Away' and 'Serve the Servants' by Nirvana 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' by Smashing Pumpkins 'Detachable Penis' by King Missile what can I say, I love the 90's. Oh, and for the record, Kim Gordon is a goddess and should have her own holiday.
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