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Simon: As an adjective yes, as a verb, no.
Karen: Physical contact is always good as long as it doesn't hurt too much
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What was the last dream you had that you wished was real?
Simon: I dont wish for any of my dreams to be real, firstly they are mine and if they were real they'd also be other peoples too and secondly i wouldnt wish any of my dreams on innocent women and children. lets keep them in my head shall we?
Karen: I only remember my nightmares so I really don't wish for any of them to be real.
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Fancy Dress? - What shall I go as?
Simon: Captain Jack Sparrow
Karen: Fancy dress, it's such a great disguise, I went to one as a man in a leopard skin suit and got chatted up by Siobhan Fahey from Bananarama for real! Famous people aren't so good at fancy dress as they want to be recognised, hee hee! I got quite obsessed with the idea of changing my appearance and talking to close friends with the intention of them not being able to recognise me. I used change outfits during gigs, put on a wig and sometimes the audience would say which singer had the best voice, the blonde usually won.
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Which would win in a fight to the death, a Praying Mantis or a Black Widow spider?
Simon: It would never happen, they both have too much respect for one another. What would happen is...... they cross paths, make eye contact, stop. "cool name PM", "right back atcha BW", "give my regards to the family" "yeah, you too" they both chuckle then move on.
Karen: I agree with Simon but I wouldn't be there to watch, I'd be behind plate glass.
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If you wrote a love song what would be the first line?
Simon: "You know I Love you" straight to the point, no messing about, love is honesty and should be expressed thus. a broken heart is painful and so the feelings needing to be expressed should be diluted or hidden by metaphors.
Karen: 'Eat My Hole', it's on our most recent album, One Way Kiss.
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Isn't a beautiful day?
Simon: this question requires deeper thought due to its abstract nature (typo or not) leave it with me.
Karen: I feel like I'm back in a language class, slightly panicky not knowing the right answer because of a shift in understanding, please don't pick on me to answer the question, don't look over in this direction, is it nearly time for break? Please god save me from this, I'll try and believe in you if you'll just do this for me.
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Have you dated someone famous?
Simon: Not yet, there's still time.
Karen: No, but I like the idea of some shallow time with some big wig! grrrr
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What is the best way of ending a relationship?
Simon: Well there just isn't one is there? The worst thing about it is if people communicated and were more honest with one another there wouldnt be any need to end a relationship. Bring back the humble woo. thats what I say. Know the person well before you commit to a full romantic relationship like Nan and Grandad did back in the day.
Karen: Bring your intended for being chucked to one of our gigs and I'll do it very loudly from the stage in the form of " you fucker don't make me" from our first album Sick Love, or 'Scrubber' with the chorus 'Leave me for another, leave me I want another...' , or from our album, One Way Kiss, perhaps the title track could be of assistance, 'I'm not looking for a One Way Kiss'. We have other scenarios that may be of use like , 'My exboyfriend's girlfriend's got a gun' again from our current album, or visit our website and follow the route to our range of ladies guns we have for sale. These can be used by chaps as well as long as you don't mind looking a little fey. Ending a relationship need not be dull
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What do you smell like?
Simon: I've got no idea, ask the other band members.
Karen: I thought the question was gonna be about favourite smells, my favourite smell is rubber and I like going into bike shops and getting overwhelmed and calm by the smell of the rubber tyres. I also like Kwik Fit outlets, again, it smells good. I smell of Persil apparently which isn't very sexy but at least I don't make you want to throw-up by smelling of old sweat
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