Happy Eggs lead singer and guitarist Rael Jones was a good egg (sorry) and agreed to answer questions from the garbled masses of the internet.
I'd quite like to be zapped into Bjork,
as then I could say "Hey,
I've been in Bjork's Pancreas".
Do you think Sean Connery will ever do a film without a Scottish accent? If it aint broke, don't fix it.
Moped or Motorbike? Walking. Cheaper, better for the environment, less chance of death, more places to park....and you can stop and talk to people.
Fancy Dress? - What shall I go as? Gandhi. He's really hot right now. Or maybe Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I'm going out to buy a new car. How do I know which cars will transform into a robot or not? Any car has the potential to turn into a robot. The downside is, you have to consume naughty mind altering substances to realise it. Or have a severe mental illness. The two aren't entirely unrelated.
Remember the film "Innerspace"? Who's body would you like to be zapped into?
I reckon everyone looks pretty similar on the inside. Except maybe Keith Richards. There must be some pretty incredible stuff going on in there. I'd quite like to be zapped into Bjork, as then I could say "Hey, I've been in Bjork's Pancreas".
What new songs do you find inspirational? Very few new songs. There's a lot of derivative crap out there, and its hard to see a small number of truly innovative bands going unrecognised in favour of safer, tried and tested options. A more recent inspiration has been the album XO by Elliot Smith. There's a lot you can learn from a guy so fucked he'd stab himself in the heart.
Can you name at least one Celebrity that actually has looked better after facial plastic surgery? No. I can't. But then, plastic surgery successes don't make very good news stories.
Should logical thinking be banned? This is the stupidest question I've ever heard.
What is the biggest secret in your life?
I don't keep secrets anymore. People make secrets of horrible things they're ashamed of - I find its much more fun to do horrible things and be entirely honest about it.
I saw you peeing in the Coffee Carafe.Admit it? See above. Also, if you caught me in the act, it'd be pretty dumb to deny it.
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