Hey ho, another week, another interview. Graeme Duff is this week's subject and he fronts the Glasgow rock band Marshan . Marshan have taken their music to the four corners of the world; Japan, USA and Germany to name but a few. Unfortunately the guys are unlikely to be playing in Macedonia any time soon, since the fall of communism sales of Barry Manilow's 1983 album 'Manilow Magic' have risen 200% in the country and its hunger for middle of the road easy listening music knows no bounds. It is thought that this summer's fashion must have for the kids of Macedonia is a white suit and black waist coat combo.
when I was young a monkey stole a banana from me. I've never
liked bananas since.
How often do you change the sheets on your bed?
The sheets on my bed are currently brown, not through use but by design. I reckon this affords me some extra time. I guess they get changed once every 3-4 weeks.
If you were in a room with George W Bush for 2 minutes .... ?
I would ask him what gave him the greatest rush, invading Iraq or cocaine. Either that or I would hide in the corner and pretend to be the voice of God and tell him to invade Dick Cheney's house.
Fancy Dress? - What shall I go as?
Get a few of your mates, paint some cardboard boxes grey and go as Stonehenge.
What's the last thing you caught?
I think it was my stapler as it fell off the desk.
Glasgow will host the 2014 Commonwealth games, what new sport would you add to the games?
Burning terrorist wrestling.
Could you tolerate getting fingered in an identity parade?
Depends on the thickness of the finger.
What Can't Be Taken Away From You?
This clinging sense of foreboding.
Have you ever wrestled with a monkey?
No, but when I was young a monkey stole a banana from me. I've never liked bananas since.
What is Your Biggest Obstacle Right now?
The biggest one I've got so far is the tyre run. I'm hoping to invest in a death slide shortly.
Mix tape! Your first and last songs on it?
First - Gotta Get Drunk - Willie Nelson Last - Moonlight Mile - Rolling Stones
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