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Wednesday, 23 January 2008 |
The guys from punk rock band F451 came in for an interview recently. They are such a ball of energy those boys. Lead singer Jez was so fired up he could not sit still for 2 seconds. Unfortunately this proved to be very annoying and we had to knock him out with a BA Baracus style 'I ain't going on no plane fool' glass of milk. It was OK though he woke up later with a slight headache and a pair of shaved testicles.
Diarrhea, worse to clear up and harder to spell
| My Light Saber keeps turning on, on it's own, whats wrong with it?
You've probably clicked the "turn on at embarrassing moments" button, switch it off!
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The Monkey I got for Xmas just threw poo at me. Should I trade him in for a
Spitting Cobra?
Probably, cobra's got no arms, right? So they can't throw. But you might need some goggles.
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Fancy Dress? - What shall I go as?
Deep sea leviathan, we'll be marking you on number of tentacles and eyes
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Ever feel like sitting around naked with friends?
Depends who the friends are. Our friends are pretty fit, so yeah
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What is Chelmsford famous for?
Being really really boring. Shakespeare AND Dickens thought it was a dump. It was just a Roman stop off point from London to Colchester. But there's some good people here, we try and make it more interesting.
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Biffy Clyro fans chant 'Mon the Biffy' at their gigs, what would you want
chanted at yours?
"We know all the words to your songs and think you're really great"
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What's worse, Constipation or Diarrhea?
Diarrhea, worse to clear up and harder to spell.
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Do you take your car to a mechanic so he can hug you & listen to you but not
fix the problem?
No, who does this? Lonely women?
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What is your favourite font?
We've been using Arial Black lately, but it's about as subtle as a fisting by an elephant. Century Gothic still has a special place.
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Do you have a date with destiny?
Yes, next Friday at the Thai place down the road, table for two.
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